My friends Tyler(on the right, wearing a skirt) Zach(middle, brunette) and I had been cursed by this old lady. We had to spend a whole year as girls as penance for our actions while drunk.
As the New Year rolled in and we prepared to change back, I marveled at the irony. Taylor and Sara both had boyfriends and leaned in for one last kiss. As for me, well……
I kissed the beer. Figures. Even as a girl I couldn’t form lasting commitments with the opposite sex.