This magic cellphone is amazing! I can do anything I want with it! I can change into any person I want, male or female, and all I have to do is take a selfie!
Tonight I’m going to try it out in public for the first time. I’m going to Brad’s house party that he didn’t invite me to (typical, that guy is a huge moron), but I’m going incognito. I decided I’d go as “Clara,” and maybe tease Brad a bit. Oh man, it would be great to see him get him all worked up and disappointed when I refuse all of his advances. Besides, I can always bail if things get too weird, it’s not like I’m into men because of this.
-Later-
Wow! This magic cellphone is amazing! I can do anything I want with it! I can make anybody do anything I want, or change their characteristics and desires, and I just have to type it into the phone!
I saw that hot chick Clara drop it from her purse earlier during my house party. She had been giving me the run-around all night, and after losing her phone she kind of freaked out and insisted she was actually a man (weird, right?).
Anyway, I decided not to return it to her. After playing around with it, I discovered I could make her forget about that nonsense of her being a man, and made her fall madly in love with me. My GOD does she get wild in bed! I can’t believe I’ve never seen her around before.
