Like, Totally Lost

David absolutely hated asking for directions. He was totally convinced that no matter how badly lost he got them, or how miserably he failed at map reading, he could find his way out on his own thank you very much. It got to the point where David’s girlfriend Sarah knew she had to step in.

David hadn’t had any idea Magic was real, of course, but watching your girlfriend levitate was generally a pretty convincing piece of proof . Oh, and the part when seconds later she snapped her fingers and David turned into Debbie, who talked with, like, a valley girl accent. Sarah made it clear Debbie was only getting turned back once she learned to ask for help and with another snap of her fingers vanished into thin air.

Debbie wished there was somebody to ask in the first place. The map made no sense and she was, like, totally lost.


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