“Embrace your newfound femininity, Jeff, or should I call you Jennifer now? You’re a lovely beautiful redhead now, and the gypsy is not changing you back. You called her a skanky Romanian, so she sought revenge on you with your Irish background, making you an Irish lass with a craving for a big strong Irishman. Let’s just find you that Irishman at O’Hare’s Pub, and perhaps I can find a strapping hunk there as well,” said Lana Leighton to her new female friend and former boyfriend.


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