“Seriously Sis, there are types of pants besides Yoga Pants”
“Shut up Mark”
“I’m just saying”
“Yeah and I’m tired of you bugging me about this all the time. I wish you could understand why I love yoga pants so much. They are so comfy.”
——
Turns out a magical being was floating by our house, and overheard my sisters wish.
Because here I am the next day, joining her on the cheerleading team, and wearing my favorite Yoga Pants. Oh well, at least my ass looks perfect.
