“Ummm… like, whoa… I totally, like, think something went wrong with the… posi… positronic mecha-thingy, or something, cuz like… I totallly wasn’t supposed to end up with boobies and a missing ding-dong! Plus, I think my TARDI-… my TARTY… my TIT-IS… whatever the time machine thingy’s called, like, sent me to the wrong era! It’s like, totally broken… and I feel too dumb and horny to fix it now! I’m totally stranded! I’m, like, totally… Ooh, who’s THAT guy? He’s, like, SO hot!”
