Hi Mom.
Yes I’m all settled in everyone here is very nice.
Sure I guess it’s a little weird living in the girl’s dorm but it’s not so bad, certainly smells better better than the boys dorm.
My roomie? Karen is nice, she even let me borrow some of her clothes.No I don’t think she suspects anything is, you made me a very convincing girl.
No I’m not still mad about it. I still don’t know why you don’t think you can trust me out on my own as a boy, I’m not dad. It’s not like I was going to knock up any freshmen girls like he did to you….
No, no, I’m not having this argument again. It is what it is and I intended to make the most of it after all you’re the one who’s always telling me college is all about new experiences. Now if you’ll excuse me I need to get ready for my date, Karen is setting me up with her boyfrien’s brother. I’ll let you know how it goes, bye for now mom.