Category Archives: Erotic Captions

A Good Kitty

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Sean was a rude boy. He is a troublemaker and often says mean stuff to people.
When he was walking down the street, there was an homeless old lady sitting on the side of the street with her cats. Walking past the lady, Sean smells the bad smell coming from of the cat.
“Damn, your cat stinks. Go clean that piece of shit..” Sean said as he kicks the cat. Making the old lady seems very shocked and quickly grab her cat.
“What a garbage to society” He whisper as he pass by.
Nearby, there was a gypsy that saw what Sean has done and decided to teach him a lesson. The gypsy decided to turn Sean into a cat girl and give him a new life he won’t forget.
As Sean get to his home, he felt unwell. So he decided to get some sleep. When he wake up in the next morning, he was in a different room. He was feeling weird, and take a seat by the side of the bed. Thats when he realized his hair falling to his chest, he also discovered the two mounds of flesh from his chest. He was shocked to find he was not in his old body. He was now a She! Read more

Hiromi’s Body

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“What’s with the face?” Kim asked
“Please turn me back to my body..” Cole plead to Kim
“After I found you having sex with her? You cheated on me!”
“I swear it won’t happen again…”
“No! I won’t swap you back before you learn your lesson.” Read more

Origin of the Magic, part 4

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2011
“Brianna!” Fiona screamed.
“Fiona, Henri! I’m so glad to see you guys.”
“As am I”, Henri agreed.
Suddenly Brianna began to moan and scream.
“Bri, what’s happening?”
“My chest. There is some sort of… Ack… Pain”
Fiona looked like she’d panic and Henri began squeezing her breasts, so that milk came out of the nipples.
“Oh, that is so good!” Brianna screamed in relief.
“And we have a solution for our food problem.”
“What? You want my milk? I am no cow!”
“Well, it seems like just produce milk. Why shouldn’t we use it, if we need it?” Henri provoked.
“I’m out!” Brianna screamed and ran away from the couple.
“Do you think she’ll eventually give in?” Fiona asked her boyfriend.
“I think so”, Henri answered and kissed her. Read more

More Three shared wishes

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A genie came out of a cloud of pink smoke as we rubbed the magic lamp. “I am Genieve, I am a genie, and I can grant you three wishes total. Since you John, found the lamp, you can have the first wish. Tom, you can have the second one, and you Mike, you can have the last wish”. Read more

Don’t drink the water

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James: “Dude? what was on that water? I feel dizzy”
Me: “I don’t know, I feel dizzy too. Everybody is looking at us”
James: “Have you seen how that guy is checking you out?” Read more

What Is Going On???

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I was walking down the street one day, minding my own business and bumped into this beautiful blonde . She was built like a goddess and had the face to match. We both apologized and went our own ways. Later on, all I could do was think about her. How she looked, her smell ,how she felt … I couldn’t get her out of my mind… I decided to see if I could take a nap and see if that would help. As I slept, I dreamed that I was her , standing at the window gazing out into the yard…I was naked except for a pair of panties. Everything felt real….but this is a dream….I reached down with my manicured fingers and rubbed my slit….Ooooooh that feels so….this is a dream, right? I could feel myself getting aroused and wet…As I opened my eyes I could tell this wasn’t a dream…I am her….What is going on?

The Visit (2)

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Dad- “Okay… Mandy… I know I haven’t texted or called for a couple days, but I’ve just been trying to wrap my mind around all of this…” T-T Read more

Portrait of Sam Grey

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Sam took a wrong turn and in the middle of the woods. His car stopped suddenly and a storm appeared out of nowhere. Sam had no signal on his phone but he saw a house ahead so he ran for the door. Read more

Mermaid musings

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I’m sitting on this lonely stretch of beach because I can’t let anyone see me on land or I’ll remain a mermaid for five more years.
I still can’t believe that my girlfriend turned me into a mermaid, of all things. It’s been 3 years now and two to go – what a bitch. I did cheat on her though so I guess I brought it on myself – big mistake. That’s one year for every year I cheated on her, at least according to her math. Read more

Ironic Punishments Department

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Frank hadn’t been a very confident guy. Even an insecure guy, at that. Unfortunately, that insecurity had displayed itself as aggressive tendencies, which in turn developed into outright asshole behavior. Even evil behavior, when he bullied another man into killing himself. Or at least it had until he had suddenly died in a car crash. His behavior lead to a posting rather south of the border, where he learned his punishment was to be to help guys like he had been learn to head onto the right path. Unfortunately, he had to do so as a girl. A smoking hot one. And he had strict instructions to use the….ahem….feminine charms to his advantage. An ironic punishment indeed.