Uncertain
*snap*
Your Day never goes as planned…
Before I went to bed last night, I had plans to wake up with my girlfriend Cara, make passionate love to her, go to work, and go on a wild and extravagant date to eventually propose to her. As you can see, I am not on one knee with the ring on Cara’s finger….and yes, that is me in the middle between those two guys.
What’s gotten into her?
Arnold couldn’t understand why his girlfriend, Natalie, had become so sex crazy. One minute they’re making passionate love and the other, she flips him over and begins riding him like a coked up, nymphomaniac. She’s grunting and moaning as if she had never had sex before. What is happening?
It didn’t work!
I told my friend James that I have always liked girls with red hair. He then got an old book from a drawer in his room. He said it used to be his grandma’s book. “What if I told you that I can use this book to make a girl appear in this room?” he said. “Any girl?” I asked him back. “The girl from your dreams if you want”. I looked at him with disbelief. “Just describe the girl in this piece of paper, and I will cast the spell” he said while handing me a piece of paper and a pen.
Plexiglass.
After a chemical spill covered the chief scientist Karl Murray in a lethal overdose of an experimental and genetically engineered female hormone substitute he was put into decontamination and quarantine as nobody had any idea what a massive overdose of these chemicals and hormones would do to the human body.
Self-conscious
I always felt a bit self-conscious when going to the beach. I wouldn’t say I was fat, but I wasn’t proud of my body, that’s all.
One day, I was looking for a new swimsuit. I chose a plain black one, quite large, and went back home.
Picking up His Son’s Phone (Part 1)
John was in the process of cleaning his house when he got to the bathroom. He noticed that his son had left his phone on the bathroom counter. He was picking it up when he noticed that an app was open, The Total Swap App, the description said that just by uploading a picture you could become a different person.
Troublemaker
Well now, this was a problem. Jack never thought his own spell would be used against him…
When he asked that witch in that strange shop for help in dealing with a ”fat bitch”, the witch smirked and said that everything would be taken care of in the morning.
The Weather Report
When the Great Shift hit, Patrick was put into the body of Dana Desire, the hottest weather girl in their state. He immediately felt different, and the long hair, boobs, and pussy all were a give away, along with the tight royal blue mini dress now accentuated his luscious curves.
Mind Blowing Workout
When my wife convinced me to go with her to Yoga Class, she told me that it would be a mind blowing work out…with a smirk on her face.