“What’s with the face?” Kim asked
“Please turn me back to my body..” Cole plead to Kim
“After I found you having sex with her? You cheated on me!”
“I swear it won’t happen again…”
“No! I won’t swap you back before you learn your lesson.”
2011
“Brianna!” Fiona screamed.
“Fiona, Henri! I’m so glad to see you guys.”
“As am I”, Henri agreed.
Suddenly Brianna began to moan and scream.
“Bri, what’s happening?”
“My chest. There is some sort of… Ack… Pain”
Fiona looked like she’d panic and Henri began squeezing her breasts, so that milk came out of the nipples.
“Oh, that is so good!” Brianna screamed in relief.
“And we have a solution for our food problem.”
“What? You want my milk? I am no cow!”
“Well, it seems like just produce milk. Why shouldn’t we use it, if we need it?” Henri provoked.
“I’m out!” Brianna screamed and ran away from the couple.
“Do you think she’ll eventually give in?” Fiona asked her boyfriend.
“I think so”, Henri answered and kissed her.
A genie came out of a cloud of pink smoke as we rubbed the magic lamp. “I am Genieve, I am a genie, and I can grant you three wishes total. Since you John, found the lamp, you can have the first wish. Tom, you can have the second one, and you Mike, you can have the last wish”.
James: “Dude? what was on that water? I feel dizzy”
Me: “I don’t know, I feel dizzy too. Everybody is looking at us”
James: “Have you seen how that guy is checking you out?”
I was walking down the street one day, minding my own business and bumped into this beautiful blonde . She was built like a goddess and had the face to match. We both apologized and went our own ways. Later on, all I could do was think about her. How she looked, her smell ,how she felt … I couldn’t get her out of my mind… I decided to see if I could take a nap and see if that would help. As I slept, I dreamed that I was her , standing at the window gazing out into the yard…I was naked except for a pair of panties. Everything felt real….but this is a dream….I reached down with my manicured fingers and rubbed my slit….Ooooooh that feels so….this is a dream, right? I could feel myself getting aroused and wet…As I opened my eyes I could tell this wasn’t a dream…I am her….What is going on?
Dad- “Okay… Mandy… I know I haven’t texted or called for a couple days, but I’ve just been trying to wrap my mind around all of this…” T-T
Sam took a wrong turn and in the middle of the woods. His car stopped suddenly and a storm appeared out of nowhere. Sam had no signal on his phone but he saw a house ahead so he ran for the door.
I’m sitting on this lonely stretch of beach because I can’t let anyone see me on land or I’ll remain a mermaid for five more years.
I still can’t believe that my girlfriend turned me into a mermaid, of all things. It’s been 3 years now and two to go – what a bitch. I did cheat on her though so I guess I brought it on myself – big mistake. That’s one year for every year I cheated on her, at least according to her math.
Frank hadn’t been a very confident guy. Even an insecure guy, at that. Unfortunately, that insecurity had displayed itself as aggressive tendencies, which in turn developed into outright asshole behavior. Even evil behavior, when he bullied another man into killing himself. Or at least it had until he had suddenly died in a car crash. His behavior lead to a posting rather south of the border, where he learned his punishment was to be to help guys like he had been learn to head onto the right path. Unfortunately, he had to do so as a girl. A smoking hot one. And he had strict instructions to use the….ahem….feminine charms to his advantage. An ironic punishment indeed.
Andrew hadn’t really wanted a kid. He’d thought he’d made that abundantly clear to everybody, including his girlfriend. And they’d always taken precautions. But accidents happened. Andrew, however, hadn’t wanted to accept that. When his girlfriend had brought news that she was pregnant, he panicked. He holed up in an apartment with a old college buddy of his and gone of the grid. Felicia had tracked down, somehow. She was a witch, and a powerful one at that—though human transformation spells weren’t exactly complicated if you had magical abilities, and indeed were among the first things young witches and wizards were taught, although subtleties were another story.