I wonder why that hotel clerk winked at me like that when he gave me my hotel room key? And why he gave me his phone number? That seemed awfully….out of the blue. I don’t know. It’s weird. I’ve been feeling weird all day. Those guys were wolf whistling at me when I was out for my morning jog, which I can safely say has never happened to me before. I almost fell on my ass too a couple times. My feet sure as hell hurt. These new shoes don’t fit well at all.
Better check my makeup….wait a minute…..OH. OH SHIT. I’m…..a chick.