Eric was compiling a list. As a body hopper who had been doing it for close to half a century, he had to turn it into a game to keep himself entertained. This year, he had decided to try and correct FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women list. He was flicking through the magazine, trying to decide who he would like to be when he saw that Megan Fox had only made it to 64. 64! Was Kaley Cuoco really sexier than Megan Fox? There was only one way to find out: hands on experience.
A moment later he was in front of Megan Fox’s bathroom mirror, staring down his cleavage and making himself as horny as possible. This would be a long project, but he thought he was going to enjoy it.