Dad- “Okay, Mandy, me and mom are coming home early, but for now, I want you to get Tammy and Toni and wait outside. I called you uncle Mack to come pick you three up. I don’t want any of you in the same house as that crazy witch grandmother of yours until me and your mother and I talk her into changing you back.”
Mandy- “Daddy, no! I told you we’re fine! We’re shopping right now, and we finally found something that fits Toni! I’ll send you a pic…”
Dad- “Oh… my… GOD! THAT’S Tony?! @#*^!!!”
Mandy- “Look how happy she is, daddy! Can’t you just except that you have daughters now?”
Dad- “‘Daughters’?! She’s turned you into FREAKS! She’s probably got you three hopped up on some magical herbs or some shit. You’re not thinking straight!”
Mandy- “OMG, you are so mean! I hate you!” >:(
Dad- “Now listen, Randy, don’t you go saying stuff like that.”
Mandy- “Randy is gone.”
