Rodger was in Vegas to celebrate his friend Hunter’s birthday with some buddies. He wanted to get his friend laid so he called the number on one of those flyers offering ‘dates’ with attractive women. He ordered the “boyfriend experience” asking for a classy, elegant, curvy brunette. “No problem” said the representative we’ll send someone to meet you in the lobby.
In the lobby he was met by a peculiar older woman, “Are you Rodger?” she asked “Yes” said Rodger and with that she blew some kind of dust at him from her hand that turned into a smoke cloud obscuring him completely. And when the smoke cleared Rodger was now a beautiful brunette in a little black cocktail dress and a pair of stilettos.
“You know what to do sweetie, you are now irresistible and have extensive sexual experience to draw on,” “You are going to show your friend the best night of his life. Tomorrow morning send a text -#478938 to this number and everything will return to normal and he’ll be none the wiser”
And that’s exactly what happened, well almost – because that text was never sent………….
