Ladies’ man

Rafael felt a little petulant as he stood there wearing a white dress and frilly lace things as his hair threatened to come undone.
Rafael felt a little petulant as he stood there wearing a white dress and frilly lace things as his hair threatened to come undone.
I had a dirty, little secret; I enjoyed body swapping while my wife was away on business trips. Not that I did it obsessionally, just every couple months to forget my daily troubles and live in the world of someone else.
One late night I was driving home, when I hit an icy patch on the road, and slid off into a tree. That’s when everything went black.
“Oh my god, they’re real!”, her mouth agape my wife couldn’t stifle her shock as she gently hefted the melon sized knockers proudly jutting from my newly transformed girly frame.
Larry had decided he wanted to get his beautiful wife a pearl necklace for their anniversary. His mistake was telling her ahead of time.
In the throws of passion he had blurted out “God honey, I so want to give you a pearl necklace”
“WHAT” she pulled away from him, shocked.
“You know, a pearl necklace would be a great treat for your anniversary he explained “I really think you’ll you’ll it”
“Why you bastard, how dare you ask me that!” she stormed out of the room, while Larry sat up confused.
Little did he know she was a witch, and when she came back in, her eyes glowing, he recoiled in fear
“You want pearl necklaces?” she growled “I’ll make it so you can get all you want”
She chanted some strange words, mist swirled, and loud clap, and Larry became a beautiful confused girl. But she did have a lovely pearl necklace
As started to drink a glass of wine that my best friend poured for me I found something was off about the taste. As I looked over to my friend i noticed that he wasn’t drinking any wine as my vision started to blur and passed out. I woke up a few hours later to fine my body was not quite right as I felt my body I had curves and I was missing my penis. I started to freak out about my new found womanhood, when my friend entered the room still holding the wine bottle, as he explained that we where the best of friends, and he wanted to take it to the next level so as he isn’t attracted to men he turned me to a women. Then he explained that it is reversible if I don’t want this or be with him it will wear off. But if I agreed to be with him as a women than I could have another glass and it will be forever, after a long pause I held out my glass for a refill and said cheers to US, much love.
When my wife told me she wanted to spice things up in the bedroom, I was thrilled. We had been lacking in the intimacy department when she had got promoted up to a new engineering position at the company she worked for.
“So, how is the tea James?” I asked my friend. “It is good, but to tell you the truth, at first it tasted funny, and I felt it burn my tongue. But after the second taste, I just can’t stop drinking it.”
I had found the Medallion of Zulo, and my wife was gone for the night; she was off to visit her Mom, and I also had work this week. She said, “Just don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.”
“Shit!” thought James as he began to come to grips with what had happened to him. The note by the bed had been written in his – well his old handwriting. He tried reading it again hoping it would wake him up from this nightmare.