“One thing is to turn me into a woman, but if you think I am going to have sex with you, you are crazy! stop begging to have sex with me” I told my friend James. “Now, turn me back!”. He just smiled, “you look so sexy when you are angry.” That just made me even more mad. I wanted to punch his face. “Don’t worry in a few minutes you will be the one begging” he told me.
“Haruhi, can you bring me a drink!” He called to me as I went about my daily cleaning routine. The last seven months have been hell. When I found a room for rent on craigslist, my new roommate, Adam, turned out to be some sort of warlock or wizard or something, I don’t know exactly. All I know is that he was unusually friendly until I moved in. Immediately he cast a spell on me which A) turned me into this busty asian bombshell B) Gave me the worst ‘engrish’ accent I’d ever heard and C) changed my mind so that I had to follow his every command.
I had a dream I was outside my body, and as much as I tried to get back inside of it, something was pulling me away. It was like swimming against the current. It felt pretty much like a nightmare. After much fighting, I stopped moving, and closed my eyes. Thinking I should just let the flow take me to wherever it wanted to take me.
Since we became roommates i had a crush on Jessica, the prettiest girl i have ever seen. I tried to get closer to her but my every attempt always failed. She treated me like a friend and wanted to keep it this way. She was so sweet and kind, i wanted her.
One day i suggested some movie. Nothing big just me and her as friends. That’s when my plan should start. I had a love potion and poured it to her drink. In a few minutes she will be madly in love with me and we will be finally together.
Harold and John were two roommates who met in college and had been best friends since. Practically brothers, they always connected through their shared worldviews and hobbies and opinions. They agreed on nearly everything until, the Role Exchanger appeared at the amusement park on the day that Harold and John were there, hitting both of them several times.
It happened two months after I started dating Kim. She was one of the hottest and smartest girls I’ve ever met. Before I met her she was a dating a moron. Apparently, her ex had her doing some weird stuff, and I don’t know why, but she was powerless to resist. One day, she took a small stone-less ring off her hand. While crying, she told me that the ring was all she had kept from him. “It is time to let go” she said, she wrote a note, and asked me to go throw the note and ring at her ex’s front porch. “Anything to help you feel better” I told her.
Daniella struck a pose as Luigi laughed and pointed the camera at her. This is beyond tacky, Danny thought from some locked away part of his brain. Daniella dismissed it as unimportant. She was used to these random, masculine thoughts coming from some part of her psyche. but didn’t know why. After all, she’d always been a girl, so she didn’t know why this was happening.
Andrew and Max wanted to fly. Specifically, they wanted to fly fighter jets, such as the F-16. Unfortunately, Max’s arrest record meant the Armed Forces wouldn’t take him, and Andrew was near sighted. He did, however, own a spell book. Andrew had a plan–enlist him and Max as chicks, the theory being they could use their looks to help get in, at least. They knew it was a dumb plan, yet through hard work they managed to make it in.
I was about to ask Amy on a date. She had always rejected going out with me. But this time, as I was about to ask her, I saw something in her eyes. Like her mind had gone blank for a couple of seconds. She looked at me, and looked confused, then she looked down, and looked somewhat surprised. She started poking her breasts, and reached her crotch looking for something. “Amy? are you ok?” I asked her. She didn’t answer, “Amy?” I asked again. She looked back at me, “Oh sorry, I didn’t know you were talking to me…” she said.
Tonight I was finally going to learn their secrets.