She Came
“So let me get this straight, she just comes in your house and makes you hotter, like magic?”
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Fear and solutions
When I got a little too grabby on a first date I got punched in the face. I thought that was the end of it until a middle aged woman showed up on my doorstep the next day. She told me she was my date’s mother and that her daughter had come home crying last night, terrified that she’d almost been raped. I told her it was all an over reaction, I’d just gotten a little too drunk and a little too aggressive. Nothing close to rape occurred. The woman said that her daughter felt differently, and that it was something no man could understand, but she’d teach me.
Sex Ed
I have made many mistakes in my life, but perhaps the biggest mistake was telling my girlfriend that her blow job technique could use some improvement.
The text
My friend Alfred sent me a text: “dude! you must come to my place! right now!”. He usually sent me that kind of messages whenever he bought a new videogame or something. I had lots of work to do. But for some reason, I felt like work wasn’t important, so I left work, and drove to his place.
Find Out for Yourself
Brent told Henry, “If you want something done right, do it yourself.”
Flight of the Navigator
Ted was watching an old movie and a flight and a navigator, when he wished he could be on a flight with a navigator. Suddenly he was changed into a pantyhose clad flight attendant in the pilot’s cabin staring at the navigator’s huge cock.
Payback Backfired
Brian and Scott had a plan. They’d made an arrangement to get payback on Liam and Rob. After all, Liam and Rob had tormented them about their geekyness for much of high school. What better way to get revenge than to have a couple hot girls shoot them down and completely wreck their ego in the process?
Paradox
Yesssssssss I’ve done it, I’m in her body! I’m her! The spell actually worked!
Never had a kinkier girlfriend
“Hey…” Mark said and poked the girl laying next to him on the beach, “I’m ready.”
New Hunger!
Not sure how this happened. My roommate must drugged me because now I’m this gorgeous blonde! Idk what he did, but he wired me to act like his girlfriend. As you can see, I just got done sucking his hard thick cock. HE came all inside my mouth and good god it was delicious. I’m just out of breath so my small hands are jerking his member 😉