Hot mess

As Albert Huffman looked down at his new pussy, he sighed. Three weeks ago, he’d been an unattractive and frustrated teenager with few friends and fewer prospects for dating. Imagine his excitement when he found a magical wishing stone (“good for one wish”). Thinking with his penis, Albert blurted out: “I wish that I were hot and popular and could have pussy at any time!” The stone glowed and vanished from his hand, taking his manhood along with it. Albert was shocked to have his wish granted literally. (S)he screamed.