Crack of Dawn
Henry said, “Nothing like a blowjob at the crack of dawn. Morning BJs are the best!”
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More Than Strip Poker
As Ted played strip poker with Lana, instead of getting a chance with her as a man, he got a chance with her as a woman, a blonde woman just like her! She used magic cards and as Ted lost game after game the transformation was imminent. Suddenly, and swiftly he became a she, Trisha!
Feel the Rhythm
The guy at the bar told Glen to “feel the rhythm of the music”, and they discussed their love for EDM or electronic dance music. Eventually Glen, very drunk, went to the guy’s house to listen to his collection.
Liberty Peters
Henry drunk at the party said to his buddy running for mayor, “I love politics, give me liberty or give me pussy.”
Woke Up as a Busty Prostitute
Much to Andy’s shock, he woke up as a prostitute, being pumped by a client whilst her giant jugs jiggled with each thrust! He had told his girlfriend he wanted her to make some money on the side for them by hooking, and she was appalled. She would not do that, and allow him to be her pimp. She consulted her mom who cast a spell. The next time Andy brought up prostitution for her, he would get poetic justice.
Losing It at the Meeting
Ted lost it at the meeting, “You are screwing us all here!”
Bachla Partay
Brent said, “I’m havin’ fun at da bachla partay!”
Lift Your Skirt in the Air Like You Just Don’t Car
The Great Shift hit, and many of Ted’s friends that didn’t shift wondered how he felt being a chick now.
Got His Wish
“If you are a genie, then I wish I was an ultra busty blonde with a fat fucking ass, hair to that ass, and wide hips, with a pretty face,” said Ted.
Should’ve Freaked Out
Glen should have freaked out after suddenly ending up in the body of a whore across town during the Great Shift, while she was being spewed on by a client no less! The fact is however, this woman’s body was so horny and high in sex drive, Glen couldn’t help but be swept in by her desires for cock and cum!