Fuck you, genie. It is not even close to fair for you to select one person and put them into the situation they were imagining as they fell asleep.
I was just looking at a caption site and found a picture compelling. I was not wishing or hoping anything.
So please change me back right now.
Actually, I think it would be polite to wait until Joe is done for you to change me back. Yes for now it is fuck me, not fuck you. In fact maybe Joe and I should hang out through the rest of the day because changing back while we are together would be pretty rude.