“Yes ma’am, I can read”
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” But I just stepped into this changing room to try on a pair of jeans, just for a minute. I know the sign said ‘women only’ but it was the only one available and I’m very, very sorry”
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“I have to buy a thousand dollars of merchandise or work it off?
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“I don’t have that kind of money so give me the maids outfit and let me start cleaning”
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“Please hurry this is really embarrassing”
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“Stop staring at me John and stop taking pictures!”
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“Yes John , I was aware that it’s a ‘changing room’ – Shut Up!” “And quit asking me for my phone number, it’s not funny”
