The book looked insignificant, the bookstore had placed it in the “Uncategorized” section. However, Lenny usually checked that section in the hopes of finding something of value. This time he had hit the jackpot. After have flipping through the pages he recognized it for what it was, a spell book
So he quickly bought it.
Brent, Lee, Andy, Jenkins, and Lex were all being rowdy at the local strip club, called, aptly enough Busty but Trusty. The club had a reputation that fit the name as the lady’s were certainly busty, and they were trusty as they stuck with the business as long as they could.
Take that you cheating bastard! How do you like being on the receiving end of a big cock? My, it is big isn’t it? Bigger than your old one for sure. All girly with big tits bouncing, You’ll never cheat on me with another woman again. What do you have to says for yourself now? Mary, I chea…I mean I never cheated…uuh what was that line again? Damnit Frank, That’s the third time you’ve screwed up your lines. If we’re gonna role play, you need to concentrate. I’m beginning to think you’re doing it on purpose. Sorry Mary. Let’s try one more time. I promise to do better.
(F)Hmmm… I don’t see a change in color.
(M) You probably didn’t swallow enough yet. You heard the witch, “when you swallow enough cum you’ll have your hearts desire.” If you want to change back you just have to keep swallowing.
“Oh crap, how the hell did I get myself into this mess?” Malcolm thought to himself as he was being fucked by his own cock.
It all started earlier that night; he was at the bar as usual seeking new girls to fuck when he saw this young beauty, she seemed like easy prey so he charmed her and just a few hours later they were both naked fucking.
But then in the middle of sex this girl, whatever her name was (Malcolm didn’t really care) somehow swapped bodies with him.
Now he’s bent over like a bitch, being fucked; no wonder this girl was so easy to seduce, she didn’t just want sex, she wanted Malcolm’s body.
Little did Malcolm know that this girl was a body hopper and he was her latest victim, although Malcolm didn’t have time to think about that as he was brought to his first mind shattering orgasm.
Greg loved MILFs and he wished for one from the genie he found in the lamp. Two things went wrong, however. First, he didn’t realize he only had one wish, and second, he didn’t realize the genie couldn’t create people out of thin air. So when he wished for a sexy milf, he was changed into that milf, clothes and all! In fact his $140 shoes, and white socks became designer pumps and tan hold up stockings! He nearly freaked seeing himself in the mirror, he was a MILF! Yelling for the genie, the genie explained the one wish limitation, and that he couldn’t make people out of nothing so used his body to make the MILF. Greg nearly feinted as the genie disappeared leaving him permanently a MILF. Then he realized what MILF stood for, “Mom I’d Like to F***”
Mark hadn’t meant for this to happen. He’d slipped the Aegis powder into Kyle’s potion ingredients to make it blow up in his face. It was going to be an incredible prank. Poof! Bang! Kyle is a girl! Everyone laugh!
The one wish genie was tired of waiting for a wish and asked, “Just tell me something you like!”
I’ve been married for years, and we have been very happy together; we just started to try to get pregnant, but yesterday, one day before our anniversary, I got fired. I told my wife that we should wait until I get a job before trying again. She said she’s ok with that.
Jess and John had not been married long…10 months. Almost a year, and the first six months had been perfect.
But then the arguing had begun.