“Hmm, looks like a vagina to me. Don’t you think so Jess?”
“Yup. I know vagina, and that’s definitely a vagina. You must be mistaken, Tina. You’re not a boy at all.”
“Because you transformed me! My name is Tim, not Tina! Change me back into a man right now!”
“But Tina, we can’t have a boy roommate. That would be all kinds of inappropriate. You want to be our roommate, don’t you? You were the one who said you wanted to get to know us more intimately.”
“I never said that!”
“Well, you were thinking it. Oh, this is going to be so much fun. We’ll talk about boys together, we’ll wax each other’s legs, and you can join us on the field hockey team! You’re going to love it!”
“But I don’t want to be a girl! I’m a boy!”
“Now, now, Tina. We already went over this. All the evidence shows that you’re a beautiful young woman.
“My name is Tim!”
*Sigh* “Okay then. Girls, tie her down and get these useless panties out of here. I guess we’ll just have to prove to her how much of a woman she really is.”
