Mike and Dave Have a Wedding Date

“Why hello there, Dave! Oops, I’m sorry… ‘Dana’. Sorry, I’m still getting used to my brother being my SISTER. Tee-hee.”

“Oh, shut up! Why are you even here, Danielle?”

“Well, I just HAD to come and wish you luck on your big day! Oh, wow! Your dress is beautiful, but it might be a little tight in the chest area. It’s a good thing Mike is a boob guy. I think he’s marrying the right sister.”

“Look, Dani, I’m sorry, okay? I’m so incredibly sorry for ruining your wedding. Please don’t do this to me. Please just change me back?”

“You’re SORRY? For what? For getting Mike drunk and having a 3-way with him and your that stripper with giant tits the NIGHT BEFORE our wedding? Oh, I forgive you. After all, you helped me see Mike for the scum that he really is. I’m sure you two will be happy together though.”

“(sob) Please, Dani…”

“Ooh, don’t cry sis, you’ll ruin your makeup! Now you go out there, and when you both say ‘I do’ and give each other a big kiss, I bet your heart will fill up with love.”

“Why are you doing this to me?!”

“Hey, all I did was cast the “True Love’s Form” spell on you and Mike, making one of you the perfect match for the other. It’s not my fault the spell found Mike to be a real man and you… not so much.”


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