When the Great Shift happened the advice that everyone kept repeating was “know who you are”. It was written billboards, there were ads on the radio, the President even made an address about it. “If you experience a body shifting occurrence make sure to Know Who You Are.”
So when I woke up in this body this morning I made sure to find out who I was. I checked through her purse and her jackets and found her wallet.
Janet Skneckdidy, age 22, height: 5′ 3″
Know who you are. Check. Janet, 22. I looked around the room, it was filled with stuffed animals and makeup. Bras were strewn around the room with sweaters that declared Janet a proud member of Alpha Kappa sorority, the best one in school.
My head began to spin but the words kept echoing. Know who you are. Know who you are.
I began to blink rapidy, know who you are!
It doesnt just mean to find out the name of the person you are, it means to really know who you are!
Over the next week I made every attempt to play the role as Janet, I learned how to do her makeup, I participated in her sorority, one night I even took a boy home after a party. It was a pretty good time.
With every new thing that I learned how to do, and each new experience it seems like I was losing a little bit of who I used to be. But you know what they say, ‘know who you are’.
After a week I knew more about who I am than who I used to be. I can totally play the part of Janet, the idea of being a middle aged man again sounds so icky!
Today is the weekly party with frats, I picked out the sexiest dress I could find, do you like my lips? I hope Marco does. I think I finally know who I am now, according to my big I’m the biggest whore in the whole sorority! Remember what they say! ‘Know who you are…fucking! Smile! Suck Cock!
