Ever since I was a young man I had the hots for Snow White so when me and my girlfriend were invited to a fancy dress party I wanted her to go as Snow White that did not go down well.
She said to me if you like Snow White so much why don’t you be her and with that her eyes glowed green and I am now running through an enchanted forest looking for the house of the Seven Dwarfs in the body of Snow White and with no way of knowing how to get back.
