I really like my new female body and life as a woman after the mutual body swap process but I also wish that I’m still a guy sometimes. As amazing as my multiple orgasms are, having the female plumbing between my legs is so inconvenient sometimes. Whenever I’m desperate to tinkle, it’s harder to hold myself in because female bladders are smaller and to make it worse, the urethra is even shorter. I always have to cross my legs together so tight to prevent wetting myself. Guys have it so easy on that department. I am sure the person who received my male body is having a field day peeing standing up wherever she wants. Ironic, I know but I envy her in a time like this because I have to sit now and wait in long lines.
I have to take my leggings off and lift up my dress before I squat so that my pee will go into the right direction. When I had a penis, all I had to do was to open up my zipper and it’s all done in a short time. As a girl, I look ridiculous completely exposing my bum while squatting to tinkle. I know that it’s normal for girls who are born this way but it was hard to get used to exposing my derriere every time I have to take a leak. Sometimes, my own pee splashes to my bum when it’s spraying out of my tiny pee hole. Gosh, I also hated the sound of it makes when it’s exiting from my body. I also have to wipe from front to back every time But I have to deal with it because it’s how all female genitals are designed. If not because of the mind blowing orgasms and comfortableness of having nothing between my legs, I would have returned back into a guy already.
