Dropped It

“Whoops, uh, honey? I think I dropped the medallion…” I said with fake surprise. “Guess your boobs are mine now,” I said, trying to sound disappointed.
“Don’t worry honey, it’s okay,” she sounded too okay with this. “I may have forgotten to tell you, but the pregnancy test was positive, so this is kind of a relief.”
I hadn’t thought this through.


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