Cops Love Doughnuts

“Ya know, I should bust you for selling illegal magical doughnuts… but the thing is… I can’t get enough of the damn things. I used to be an overweight, middle aged, balding cop. Now, I’ve got bigger tits than my wife, and I don’t mind that she’s leaving me. I know that these doughnuts are changing me, but I don’t care. I’m sick of the other guys in the precinct making fun of me… even after they sleep with me. I’m gonna leave and get into porn, but first, I wanna drop off a couple dozens of ‘special doughnuts’ to get em hooked. Think you could gimme a discount in exchange for some new clientele? If not, I’m sure I could find another way to convince you…”


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