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Sorry about accidentally splashing you. I had no idea the formula would turn you into a girl. I’ll do my best to come up with an antidote, but I’ve no idea how even this one worked.

Are you kidding, this is the best thing ever. Do you know how many engineering scholarships I now qualify for now as a woman! Not to mention internships and job placements. Plus I’m now on the flip side of the dating game at this school with the odds so much more in my favour.

I didn’t think it’d make you gay.

I’m not gay. I’m a perfectly normal heterosexual woman who happens to be the only competitor at a wet T-shirt contest hosted by the engineering club. I’m taking the crown as the new queen on campus.


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