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Helen came home after a joyous day at work in her husband Kevin’s hunk of a body. “Honey, I’m home!” she called, but she received no answer. “Kev? Hun?”
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The Perfect Prefect
Charlie was so excited for this term at Hogwarts he was so sure he was going to be a Gryffindor Prefect and so was Sarah Brown, the hottest girl in the whole school. However, when the Prefects were announced Charlie was shocked to find out that his rival Tim had been selected to serve alongside Sarah. Charlie was furious, and at the first opportunity headed to see Professor McGonagall. Charlie argued with her for hours about how he had better grades and was the top student in Gryffindor. Finally McGonagall sighed and said “Well this is unheard of but I suppose the top two students should be prefects regardless of the circumstances.” Charlie nodded though he wasn’t sure what she meant. “There are rules though so if your are going to become our prefect then you will have to live with the changes for the rest of your time at Hogwarts at least and after that long I’m not sure things can be undone.” Charlie wasn’t really listening he just wanted to be a Prefect with Sarah so bad. “Do whatever you have to do.” he told McGonagall. With that she pulled out her wand and said something in Latin and poof, Charlie was waking up in the girls dorm rooms finding huge tits and a new vagina. He sat up in shock to see Sarah glaring at him. Sarah walked over to Charlie and pinned the prefect badge on his bra, “I hope you and Tim are very happy this year, Bitch” Sarah said before stalking off. Charlie gulped as he realized he had not taken Tim’s spot but Sarah’s and now he was in for a very long year.
Top Guns
“Hey, Moose, I came over to so you can tell me to my face why your not gonna be a fighter pilot anymore… Oh… oh God, Moose? What has New-U done to you?!”
“They gave me a NEW ME, Thunder! Isn’t it great?! Don’t you see? If they can turn a young, straight white man into a giant breasted, curvy black woman who wants MEN they’re gonna win this war! I want you to make love to me partner. Make love to me before they change you too. I want to feel that dick inside of me before it’s gone. And please, call me ‘Boobs’.”
Paying Attention to Warning Labels
It was my last day of my internship at my college’s chemical facility, and I always made a tradition of stealing a souvenir from wherever I worked to remember the place. Besides my desk, and the employee lounge, I never really got to see the place. So, I decided to give myself an unauthorized tour with the help of my boss’s “missing” keys.
Weird Summer
This is so weird. My mom offered to buy me a car, but in exchange I had to swap bodies with her for the entire summer. Apparently her grandmother had left her a book of spells that she always threatened to use, but neither me nor my sister ever believed her.
Summer
“Mom, I’ve been doing a little thinking,” Stephen said, biting his lip. “I wonder if we could chat about it before Dad gets home.”
Andi’s Exciting Morning Part 3
I rolled over in my bed, my huge tits flopping on top of each other as I shifted to my side. I tried to look over them to get a look at my belly, but I could only just barely see the top of it. I reached an arm around, and rubbed my hand over my belly. Everything was going perfectly according to my plan. I had unbirthed my sister, Molly, and now I just had to wait for her to be born. Once she got old enough, I’d use another spell to absorb her breasts, and then repeat the process. Now I wouldn’t have to go looking for more tits to absorb.
I sat up with some struggle, parting my boobs so I could talk to my belly. “How does that sound to you, little sis?” I asked rhetorically, laughing. “That’s what I thought.” I looked down at my body for another few moments, enjoying the sight of my huge belly between my even more massive jugs. Finally though I swung my legs over the side of my bed, and slowly stood up. I waddled over to my mirror to get an even better view of the body Molly’s spell book had given me.
My large pregnant belly dominated my gaze for a moment. I was so glad the spell hadn’t regressed her too far back: I didn’t want to have to carry her for all nine months! I was sure she was ready to pop any day now.
Shifting my eyes down slightly, I spun around to get a better view of the ass I had taken from Molly. “Look of the bright side, sis,” I said, rubbing my hand up my enormous backside. “You won’t have to be a pear any more. Ha-ha-ha!”
Enough admiring myself. I managed to tear myself away from my mirror and wobbled over to my bedroom door. I opened it, startling Hanna and Cari, who had been leaving her room across the hall.
“Morning girls,” I said, reveling in their jealous, and slightly frightened, expressions. Cari stepped behind Hanna.
“Morning,” they both said timidly as I strode past them, my tits jiggling fiercely as I did so, almost bragging for me.
I proceeded down the stairs. Not being able to see them had been a struggle, but I had started getting the hang of it. When I reached the bottom of the stairs, I saw my mother in the living room. She turned, and as I had come to expect she looked like she was about to scold me, but upon seeing me she thought better of it, and just let out a meek “Morning.”
I just walked past her into the kitchen. Eating for two had been keeping up my appetite. I reached up into the cupboard, when suddenly.
“Ooh!” I grunted, feeling a cramp in my stomach. Another one followed shortly. Then another.
Molly was ready to leave…
A Poor Wish
For years my friends had mocked my small chest. All of them were so well endowed, and here I was, stuck with A-cups at 25. Until one night, when I made a fateful wish on a shooting star…
“I wish that anything I put up to my bare chest, except my shirts, would be turned into titflesh…” I went to bed then, not feeling any different, and woke up the next day:
“I still don’t feel any different…” I said. Maybe I just have to test it out. After putting my pants on, I saw my soccer ball in the bottom of my closet.
“I wonder…” I said, picking it up and smashing it against my tiny boobs. Suddenly I felt a warm sensation spread through out my chest, and before I knew it the cold material of the ball in my hands had been replaced with the warmth of my tits!
“I have tits now!” I shouted before I looked down, a slight mix of horror on my face:
My tits didn’t just get the size of the soccer ball, they had gotten the color too! “What the heck? No, I wanted just normal old boobs!” I ran into the shower in an attempt to wash it off, but nothing. My tits now had the color pattern of a pair of soccer balls.
I sighed, and stepped out of the shower, wrapping my towel around me. Too late I felt the warmth rise again in my chest, and before I knew it I was naked again, and my tits had taken on a new color.
I lifted them, and looked down at my blue boobs. Panicking, I ran back into my bedroom, my new huge tits flopping everywhere as I did so. I shut my door hard, and flopped down onto my mattress. That was my next mistake…
I felt the warmth in my chest swell again…
Giddy with Titties
Gary was so happy to be newly transformed into a woman, he went to the mall without a top, and was flashing people, giddy he had titties!
Ms. Natalie Beavers
Natalie Beavers was one of Ted’s teachers, and he often wondering what a sexy woman like herself, got up to after school let out. He wished to know one day on the way home from school, and after pushing a cat out of the way of being ran over, he was allowed one wish. This cat was magical, and wanted to repay Ted.