Category Archives: Erotic Captions

Where I Got Them Part 5

Alyssa came over that night, a bag packed with her pajamas and some other overnight stuff. I was already wearing mine: long pants and a plain t-shirt that showed off my growing boobs nicely. It was hard, but I had been managing not to stare at them constantly. Alyssa’s boobs seemed much less…impressive than I had thought they’d be, though I’d soon find out why:
“I can see you’re using the oil,” she said after a time, giving me an excuse to look down at my chest. “Unfortunately I haven’t been able to go out and buy any better-fitting bras lately, so I’ve been working with what I have.” So her bras were restricting her boobs. I considered it my duty to free those trapped girls.
“Well why don’t you go change into your pajamas then?” I asked. “I’m sure that would be more comfortable.” She shrugged, and walked off to the bathroom to do just that.
A few minutes later and she was back, and I could definitely see what she had meant. Even under her thick pajamas, I could see that large mounds of her chest. I was already starting to get wet at the thought, and I hadn’t even seen them yet.
“You know,” I said cautiously. “Maybe we should…compare our breasts? I’m sort of curious how much has changed between us.” She looked at me nervously, before saying, “Alright, I guess. It’s not like we haven’t seen each other naked before…” She zipped down her one-piece pajamas, and pretended to look at something on her phone, obviously nervous, as she opened the sides. As she did so I removed my own shirt, releasing my girls into the cool night air. When I threw my t-shirt to the side my eyes were met with:
“Holy shit!” I exclaimed. “Those things are huge!”
“I know…” Alyssa said shyly. “They’re heavy too, but I love the weight.” She threw her phone onto the bed and lifted a tit. Her hand sank slightly into the flesh, and I felt warmth rush over me.
“You’re nipples have gotten larger as well,” I said, noticing the wide area of pink that capped each of her tits, just as they did on mine. “Though I still have a ways to go before I get to your size…”
“Well,” she said. “I have been thinking about using the oil again… Maybe we could right now?…” I gave another look at her giant tits, and nodded. “Let’s do it!” Read more

The One Who Makes The Rules

This just wasn’t working out the way Dylan thought it would. Ever since he’d used that magic wishing coin to change his room mate into his girl friend, he hadn’t had a moments peace. Do this, do that, never anything he wanted to do. No TV, no golf, no staying out drinking with the boys. Well enoughs enough! He’d had it! He was putting his foot down! He stormed out of the kitchen, opened his mouth and froze. The pretty red head, sitting naked in the den, looked at him and asked, “Yes Dear?”. Dylan just stammered, “Err, I finished the dishes”. She just looked at him. He Mumbled, “I going to take the trash out now.” With a small smirk on her face she said, “That’s nice dear.” As Dylan left, her realize for the first time the truth to the old saying: “She was the pussy. She makes the rules”.

SGS Part 2

So as it turns out, right as I was wishing for someone with a fat cock to pass by my wish came true. Some nice man who happened to be out for a run stopped and offered me his services. His 9 inch cock was a tight fit for my newly formed pussy, but he spent the afternoon breaking me in. I was so worn out from having my pussy pounded and stretched to the max he even carried me home. What a gentleman! Read more

SGS

I was out riding my bike when it stuck, Sudden Girl Syndrome. No one still knows the cause, or if there is a cure. You just suddenly become a girl. They say 99% of those who are affected by SGS have their libido and pleasure senses heightened. I can’t speak for other guys, but that’s definitely the case for me. I mean look at me, I had to rip off my clothes because I was so horny! This bike seat feels really good on my pussy, but somethings not quite right…The more I rub, the more my belly starts to ache, right under my belly button. I’m not really sure, but I think I want something inside of me. Read more

Time Travel Flaws

“I have just invented time travel. Day: March 20th, 1972 Time: 4:25pm Eastern Standard Time Place: My lab. Today you, whoever ends up watching this, will witness time travel. When I press this button, I shall be sent into the future, in this exact geographical location, and the camera will be here to see it. Here I go!” Read more

You’re making a scene

Scott’s wife almost had a fit when she came outside and saw her husband underneath his classic car naked with half the neighborhood watching him. Read more