Mary, WHY?

Because you were a lousy husband Howard. Also I was getting tired of how you were running Daddy’s company into the ground.

But why…

Why did I change you into a woman? Well a divorce would have been messy. A fight for control of the company would have been expensive and damaging to the company. If you just disappear, then I’m sure the board will have no problems naming me CEO.

Senora, por que?

Oh good, the spell to change your knowledge of English in to Spanish is kicking in. Julio, you know Julio? He’s the one fucking you right now. Julio has been a has been a long time employee and faithful to me but he wants to go home to Mexico and guess what Howard. You’re going with him.


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