Trophy Wife Conversions

Let Trophy Wife Conversions create your perfect trophy wife. Here at Trophy Wife Conversions, if you can dream it we can build it. You supply the core and we will convert it to your specifications guaranteed or your money will be fully refunded. Are there any requirements for the core? Only that it be human and alive. Age or gender makes no difference. Our proprietary conversion process is complete to the DNA level. And did I mention the mental aspect? Do you want a smart wife or a total ditz or maybe something in between. Just tell us your preference. Where, you ask, do I find a core? Use your imagination. They are all around you. How about up grading your old wife to trophy wife status. What about that rival at work that’s all ways getting the promotions that should rightfully be yours or an enemy you could do without. You know the old saying about keeping your friends close but your enemies closer. What’s closer than a trophy wife. Don’t want to go through the hassle of finding your own core? For an additional fee, we at Trophy Wife Conversions can provide it for you. How long does the conversion take? Well, quality work takes time but here at Trophy Wife Conversions, we strive for the most efficient conversions technology will allow. Here we see one of our technicians putting the finishing touches on a batch of future trophy wives using our new quad conversion machine. It allows up to four conversions at a time. Each individually crafted to the customers design specifications. So get in your order soon. We here at Trophy Wife Conversions will be waiting for your call.


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