Totally worth express shipping

Ok so I’m walking around the mall and this weird homeless looking man comes over and mumbles about how this necklace can transform you into someone as long as you touch an item of there clothing to it. He said he would give it to me if i bought him something from the food court. Sound’s like a good deal I said. I didn’t think it would work but curiosity got the best of me. I didn’t want to turn into another guy and I definitely didn’t want to be my mom or sister. So I decided to look on line for celebrity memorabilia. I found a towel that was used by Ava Addams so I bought it. I payed for express shipping so it came in a few days. I put the necklace on and put the towel on. Well I feel stupid I thought but then suddenly I started to shrink, I was getting slimmer, and my chest swelled up. Haha yeah this was definitely worth the shipping and handling.


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