Oh my God Jim I’m so sorry I don’t understand how this could have happened. This spell is supposed to reveal a persons true self, you’re so competitive I thought it would turn you into some kind of super jock not this, this, well this babe!
Are you okay? I can only imagine how you must be feeling right now having those things on your chest and that new equipment between your legs, it must be freaking you out but I need you to stay cool. I can fix this, I swear, I just need a little time and for you to keep it together. What do you say buddy, can you do that for me?
Come on man don’t just stand there, say something!
I’m so happy! Oh my god I can hardly believe it, it’s like a wonderful dream I could kiss you. In fact I think I will.