“Hello?”
“Hey, is this, like, the Customer Service thingie? It said to call this number if, like, your new device is acting up?”
“Yes ma’m. What’s the nature of your problem?”
“See, that’s just, like, it. I’m not supposed to be a “ma’m.” That’s totally, like, for chicks, and I’m a dude. Or at least I was one before my girlfriend started fiddling with your energy projector machine. So, like…….is this fixable?”
“What’s your address ma’m? We’ll send somebody right over.”
“Make sure he’s a hunk *giggle”.
