It was my first day back at work after the Great shift.
I stupidly decided to try out a dress.
I was talking to one of my male colleagues who used to be a female to see if I could pick up some tips on how to cope.
The first bit of advice I will give you he said is to remember to shut your legs you’re giving everybody a free show and you’re making me hard.
I did my best to cover my knickers from public view after so many years of being able to sit with my legs open it was hard to keep them shut but at least I was glad I remembered to wear knickers not like the other day on the bus.