“Oh! Oh! Slow down Checkers! God, why do you have to be such a horny dog?! Why did you have to start humping that busty chick’s dog? Why did I have to take that as an opportunity to hit on her? When she turned me down I called her a bitch… turns out she was actually a WITCH! She turned you into a human and turned ME into a woman with huge boobs! That was a hour ago and we’ve been fucking ever since right her in the park! I can’t help it. We can’t stop. People are starting to stare. I think the police are coming… and so am I.”
