Category Archives: Erotic Captions

They’re Gone

Once Tim and Jeff looked at their new crotches, the look of shock was on their faces, they realized that their former male equipment was gone, and their status as chicks was confirmed. They had been overhead in their conversation earlier, about women being inferior and good for one thing, and they girls overhearing it would have none of that from those two. Carl, one of the girls hearing this, said it was time to put them in their place. Read more

The Banana

“Baby no, don’t bite that banana!” I shouted at my girlfriend, my dick growing erect as she slid the fruit into her mouth.
“Alright, fine,” she said, grinning, but her smile soon changed to shock. “Holy shit!”
I sighed: I guess it was time to tell her. “Okay, that banana is special.” She peeled her eyes away from my member to give me a raised eyebrow. “No, listen. My ex was a witch, something I didn’t find out until the day I dumped her. It was in her kitchen, and there just so happened to be a banana laying around, so she cursed me. No what happens to that banana, happens to my dick as well.
“So doing this,” she slid it in and out of her mouth. “Is like giving you a blow job?”
I nodded, and she smiled. “I thought I had hidden it better, but I guess you found it. So just…put it away, please?”
“Hah, no, now I’m curious,” she said before she slid it back into her mouth, about two inches, and bit down hard. I screamed as I felt a quick but intense pain, and when I looked down I couldn’t believe it.
Two inches. My dick was two inches shorter than it had been before she took the bite. And as I heard her swallow the piece of banana, I knew those two inches were gone for good.
My girlfriend laughed. “Damn! I didn’t think THAT would happen!” Before I could react, she had taken another bite, and with another sharp pain in my groin, another two inches was gone.
“Give me the banana!” I shouted and reached for it. Our hands closed around it and squeezed, a feeling I felt around my own dick. It hurt so much, but I couldn’t let go, but AH!
I couldn’t take it, and I let go. She took another two bites of the now slightly smashed banana, and now I had only one inch remaining on both the banana, and my penis.
“Aww, look at your little dingle!” she said, getting nearer to me and flicking it with her finger. I winced, feeling a quick burst of pleasure come from what was left of my member.
I was shocked when she popped the last of the banana into her mouth, and started chewing. The pain this time was immense, and tears rose up out of my eyes. When it had subsided I looked down, and screamed, but not out of pain.
GONE! There was just a flat patch of skin, with a tiny hole in it. That was all I had left!
My attention was broken when I heard her laugh. “You IDIOT! That “awful ex” you were always talking about to me? She’s my sister! I knew all about this stupid banana, and all about what it could do to you. And now that it’s gone, well, good luck getting another girlfriend!” And with that she threw the peel at me, and left my apartment, leaving me alone with my new featureless crotch.

Must be Nice

“Wow, sex again Tiffany? Who’s this guy now? Must be nice, I wish I got laid like you did,” said Steve, Tiffany’s brother. Read more

Sweet treat

Benjamin! Stop eating that cupcake! I think the sugar that your neighbor gave us is magical. I think she’s getting back at me for calling her a witch! Why won’t you stop? You’re becoming a woman…oh, my God! You’re turning into her!

Time to Make the “Breast” of It

Ken leaned back away from his girlfriend Leona, after the gender flu virus that had been spreading took hold of him unsuspectingly. His instant changes had him no longer thinking of kissing his girlfriend, but exploring his new body, especially his new pert breasts. Read more

Red, White, and Blue (Part 1)

Dereck, Jerrod, and Leroy together wished to the genie that they would be good looking and patriotic for the upcoming 4th of July. The genie adding a little twist of her own, and not liking men that much anyways, gave them what they wanted… well sort of. Dereck here was changed to Darla, and was wearing a pair of red pantyhose, along with a matching skirt, and a cute black top. He was smiling from anticipation of his wish, but that smile would fade to a look of shock and dismay when “he” discovers how that wish was granted.

Double affair

Between Kyle and his girlfriend Cindy things weren’t going quite well. Their relationship was becoming dull and lacked of passion. As much as they tried to improve it their efforts have come to nothing. Read more

Oooooh , This Feels So Nice…

There was a potion that I have been working on for 10 years… It was going to make me rich! I had developed a potion that would make you young, the “Fountain Of Youth”… All the tests I had run up to this point had passed. All the tests were on old animals and within minutes , their bodies would literally rejuvenate into their younger selves. One little problem…The test subjects would change genders! I had to try it! I had spent all of my life and savings to develop this…It had to work! I decided that I would be the human test subject. I set up the recorders and cameras to validate my research. I turned them on and then drank the potion…At first, nothing seem to happen…Then I could feel a fire burning in my body. I took all my clothes off…My scalp started sprouting hair everywhere…the hair on the rest of my body fell off. I could feel the swelling in my chest area and my waist was constricting as I had to catch my breath. I could feel my butt starting to plump out. Then.. my face … I could feel my facial structure changing … becoming softer.. The last thing was my manhood. Slowly I could feel it shrinking and regressing back into my body. I sat there panting and cooling off once it stopped. As I felt my new sex, a smile came across my now beautiful face. This may be good after all…

Hot

Sid wished plain and simple to be a hot slut to the wishing well, tossing in a coin he didn’t realize would activate the well. It was a special coin somehow in circulation, and Sid got his wish. Suddenly he was being ridden on a chair with a big hard cock inside him, as waves of female pleasure coursed through his veins. He smiled in bliss getting exactly what he wanted, not yet even knowing what he looked like or what his partner did either. He was for now just lost in the moment, intense pleasure from hot sex with a man as a sexy hot slut. He heard his own voice moan and was turned on further, verifying his newfound femininity and slut status. Once he had his first female orgasm, then another, then one more, he truly realized this was the right wish. Turning to stare at the man, he was stunned but attracted, it was his best buddy Jeff, and looking in the mirror nearby, he looked like the female version of himself if he was a bit slutty and unruly. Not overly attractive, but sexy none the less. He was for all intents and purposes a hot slut, and chills went through him as his new hunky boyfriend formerly best buddy Jeff called him Sapphire Derrick now instead of Sid Derrick. Even his new name was a bit slutty, like a stripper name, and he no SHE loved it. Next time she would taste Jeff for the first time, and was already trying to get him hard again to suck off his lusciously manly meat pole.

Woke Up as a Trophy

Linda invited the young man Ted over for tea. She said she was lonely trophy wife, her husband always away on business. Ted was being nice, and said he would make her his business if she would let him. She took him up on the offer, getting naked. As Ted as about to undress, he blacked out, and when he woke, the room was empty and so was his new crotch. As he touched one of his new boobs and his new clitoris, his new mouth was aghast at the change in body. He was a naked woman with her legs spread. Then his former body entered the room smiling. Linda in his body told him, she was going to make being a woman his business now, and lunged for his exposed new equipment, leaving Ted’s mouth open even wider, as his approaching scream became a moan of unexpected and foreign pleasure, but pleasure none-the-less!