“Sometimes having boobs this big is a curse. Sometimes,” I had said, winking at the flat-chested girl at the bar as I walked away with the guy she had been hitting on. How was I supposed to know she was a witch, and would show me what a real curse was?
“God, what is going on?! These people are all acting hypnotized or something. I’M acting hypnotized! I keep posing for these damn photographers who are all just acting like this is all normal. I’m a fat, 42-year-old contractor with a wife and three kids! Or… I WAS until that creepy, black suited bastard just walked right into my house while me and my family were eating dinner. He just smiled at me and snapped his fingers and I’ve been like this ever since. Oh God… what did that sick fuck do with my family? If I ever see that monster again, I will fuck him up! …Yeah, I’ll fuck him real good…”
“Dammit, what the hell did you do to me you sick fuck?! Look man… I said I was sorry that I slapped you girl’s ass, alright! I’m a DICK, okay? Now can I have my dick back?”
“No, no, Mr. Fogg… but will you settle for borrowing mine?”
“What?! What they hell are you talkin’ about, you homo son of a-“
*Dark Master snaps his fingers* “Ooooh! Don’t make me wait anymore you sexy son of a bitch! Ram this juicy booty with your big cock!”
He had collected a cop from each of the five closest cities. He had transformed the male cops, adding them to his harem. He appointed the buxom, naked ladies as guards for his compound, not that he really needed guards. The Master simply liked to show off his work.
I didn’t listen to my new girlfriend when she warned me not to go the bar and hang out with my friends for a guy’s night out. I told her that I promised them I’d be there, I’d never hear the end of it if I pussied out on them. ” Gotta go” I said as I grabbed my keys- I’ll be back before midnight” – and I was.
“Okay, Clark, that pink kryptonite did a number on you, but that doesn’t mean that you can’t still be a hero! Now you’ve got to go stop Metallo, pick up some ice cream get back in time for The Bachelor.”
“Alright, you sexy bastard, you gonna turn me back into a badass biker and turn me straight again?”
“Now why would I do that, Bloodbath?”
“What?! But… but I let everyone in my biker gang gangbang me while you watched! Doesn’t that make up for trying to pick a fight with you?!”
“Yeah, maybe… but I think you’d make an excellent addition to this strip club, Funbags.”
“No… please…”
*snaps fingers*
“AND COMING TO THE STAGE… FUNBAGS!”
“Well, looks like you’re up. Oh, and make it good. I can sense that after that gangbang, you’re gonna have a little biker mouth to feed! Good luck figuring out who the father is…”
One week ago, Tom had found a strange looking ring with symbols on it in the middle of nowhere and thought he might take it. At home he put it on, surprised it fit him perfectly. Suddenly a cyber-looking panel appeared on his field of sight like iron man. There were a lot of functions like “target” and “possession” “body swap” “body part swap” “mind alteration”. He didn’t know what this meant.
A few days later he went on vacation alone because he was still single.
One day, he was at the beach on vacation and saw a group of girl laying and sunbathing.
The girls were all very sexy he suddenly thought of the ring and with that much time he now had, he wanted to try it.
He really liked the looks of the girl with the yellow bikini top and thought of her as his first victim on this vacation.
James spotted the shop assistant checking his ass out as he looked through a stack of stockings trying to find the right colour and denier.
You knew that she come here sooner or later. All you needed was to wait.
The girl Kayla have been your goal from day one, the day you found out about your abilities.
Now you was hanging in the ceiling as an gelatinous blob, waiting to strike out.
All too often she had passed through here with a companion, making it impossible to carry out your plan.
…
She´s coming!