Category Archives: Erotic Captions

I Hate This. Wait Hang On I’m Really Pretty

What the fuck have you done to me you stupid witch. I don’t want to be a fucking chick. I’m a man. I can’t learn to live like this. I don’t want make up or painted nails or long hair. I was happy with a penis and a strong body. I know that your instinct tells you that this is what I want and that I will learn to accept this but you’re fucking wrong. I hate this no end and this feeling of hatred for this feminine body will never stop. Read more

Dark Master (4)

“Hurry up and make the Master cum, Tom! If you don’t make him cum soon he’ll make my tits tits even bigger than yours and make ME titty-fuck him!”
“Oh, I know, daddy, I’m trying!”
“Really?… ‘Daddy?’ You haven’t called me that since you were a little boy…”
“I was a little BOY? But… I’m a girl, mommy…”

Girly Granola

When Alvin ate the girly granola he thought it would be disastrous. However, this was not the case. Alvin loved being Ava and all the feminine clothing tastes that came with her and she recommends the TG restaurant to all her friends.

Master PC Phone App

Typically, I hate ads on my phone. But the other day I got a text message advertising something called the Master PC phone app. I couldn’t say why I chose to pay attention to it rather than just delete it, but I did, and let me just say, “Wow! This thing is incredible.” Read more

Bitte glaub mir doch

“Mama glaub es mir, ich bin wirklich dein Sohn Dominik (14). Diese alte Frau hat mich verwandelt. Also ich geb es zu, ich habe durch ein Loch in die Mädchenumkleide geguckt. Kurz darauf kam diese komische Dame zu mir, sprach ein paar seltsame Worte und dann hat mein Körper sich verwandelt. Seit dem bin ich diese Frau und irgentwie kennen mich alle nur als Dana, eine 30 Jährige Erzieherin. Bitte du musst mir helfen. Ich kann nicht so bleiben. Ohh bitte, so glaub mir doch……”

Last ditch effort.

James in his girlfriend Stephanie’s body pulled himself out of the warm soapy water and said to her standing in the doorway in his body are you going to join me? Read more

It’s Got To Be In Here!!!

I used the Medallion Of Zulo to make me a carbon copy of my friend Debra so she could go on a date and also make the meeting with an important client of hers. What I didn’t realize was that I would lose the damn thing at lunch the next day. That mud and water is making it impossible to find!!! Come on Debra!!! Help me find it!!! What…You enjoy having a twin??? I don’t want to stay like this!!! Oh,Thanks!!! I know I look good in pink!!!Come On…Help me find it!!!

Sentence: DD

“Hello ladies” the big chested woman with the instructions in her hands said. “My name is Tiffany. I think you all know why you are here and why you are women. Therefore I welcome you to our group ‘Sentence DD’. And when I look at your chests, I think you are all right here guys” she added with a chuckle. “Are there any questions?”
The women in blue raised her arm. “What’s with all the other groups of women here in that building?”
“Good question … um, Steven, well Stephanie, right?” The woman nodded. “Well, the witches that transformed you gave you the huge tits for a reason. The witches have this Organization here to punish men in a more 21st century style. That also means indiviual courses for you all depending on what the sentence is. Isn’t that nice of them? The room next to us has the “Sentence: Bimbo except for the mind” group. Usually for men who told women that they’d look like one. And the group down the floor, the little girls, well those used violence against women. But let’s speak of us here. We have got the big tits. Is there another question?”
The women with the red shirt raised her hand. “You speak of the witches as ‘them’ not ‘us’. Have you been punished too?” “I knew someone would ask that, it always happens. Long story short. Yes, I was successfull 35 year old man who had a thing for women with big boobs. I left my wife for a bustier, younger girl. Then sort of forced my next girlfriend to get breast implants, but unfortunately she had a friend that was a witch and a day later I got these tits of my own. After I failed to get back my manhood I decided to stay here and gives these courses. Better then being a stripper or something. Well that’s it … and Michael, or Missy which is your name now, in case you haven’t noticed: Your top says where your eyes are and you got a pair of huge jugs on your own, there’s no need to look at my cleavage.” Missy blushed, but she couldn’t help it. She hated how she was treated after she has been transformed. Read more

Headswap Remote (Reupload because of broken image)

“Come on Mark, let it go. There probably is no other way to power this thing.”
“Don’t you want your body back?”
“Sure, but be realistic. This strange remote could be from another dimension for all we now. Besides, I have gotten quite used to Jenna’s Body. She is taller than I was and girl’s clothes are actually really comfortable, once you got used to them.”
“I guess you are right.”, Mark sighted while he cupped Jodie’s breasts once again. “It’s not like anybody else can see this” Read more