When my wife and I arrived at the outback motel, a woman with ample cleavage checked us in, then another identical looking one took our bags to our room.
The weather was so hot and I had worked up a serious thirst, so we decided to go to the bar and order drinks. When our drinks arrived, the barmaid’s breasts almost fell out of the top of her dress when she bent over to serve our drinks.
It seemed strange that there didn’t seem to be any men at all in this town, my wife commented.
We had heard rumours about highly toxic oestrogenic waste contaminating the water.
I couldn’t believe any of it, besides it was so damn hot!
So I decided to take a shower, but when I got out I whispered to my wife,
“Umm, honey…..look what happened to me.”
