An Offer To Good To Refuse

Well Ted, you were perfect this weekend. No one at the party ever suspected you weren’t Jenna. So what’s your answer?

Whoa! Let me see if I understand you correctly. You’ll pay me the $50, 000 we agreed on for posing as your wife over the weekend or you’ll pay me a million dollars a year to be your wife, in all ways, permanently? Whew. I’ll need to think about that.

While you’re thinking, I’ll through in a bonus of 3 million dollars for every child you give me. I need your answer now, Ted.

What time will you be home Darling. And call me Jenna.


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