Well Ted, you were perfect this weekend. No one at the party ever suspected you weren’t Jenna. So what’s your answer?
Whoa! Let me see if I understand you correctly. You’ll pay me the $50, 000 we agreed on for posing as your wife over the weekend or you’ll pay me a million dollars a year to be your wife, in all ways, permanently? Whew. I’ll need to think about that.
While you’re thinking, I’ll through in a bonus of 3 million dollars for every child you give me. I need your answer now, Ted.
What time will you be home Darling. And call me Jenna.
