“Hey, Moose, I came over to so you can tell me to my face why your not gonna be a fighter pilot anymore… Oh… oh God, Moose? What has New-U done to you?!”
“They gave me a NEW ME, Thunder! Isn’t it great?! Don’t you see? If they can turn a young, straight white man into a giant breasted, curvy black woman who wants MEN they’re gonna win this war! I want you to make love to me partner. Make love to me before they change you too. I want to feel that dick inside of me before it’s gone. And please, call me ‘Boobs’.”
