“Don, I’ve been studying this spell book and I think I’ve found the problem. It seems the magic can’t create something from nothing. So when I cast the spell for a beautiful girl friend with long brown hair, big expressive eyes and a luscious body who always dressed sexy, the magic sought out the closest person to change and unfortunately, that was you. I’m sorry this happened but I must say, you are taking it rather well.”
I just hope Don continues taking it so well when he finds out the rest of the spell was for girl friend who loves to fuck and is devoted solely to me. Oh and that it’s permanent.