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Life as a weather reporter

I thought things would be the same after the swap, but I was wrong. After I swapped bodies with a weather reporter in Mexico, my best friend who didn’t get swapped came to visit me there. The only thing I didn’t tell him while we were chatting online is that I switched into a woman.
He was due to come that evening, so I went to work, but when I came back he was sitting on my couch masturbating to something he’d found on the TV.
“Mark, what the FUCK?!”, I shrieked and startled him to death, “I’m not home to welcome you, so you decide to jerk off until I arrive? Fuckin’ God!”
He tries to get up, mumbling something unintelligible, but he slips and stumbles on the floor face-down.
“Heh, haaaa, ummm, yeah, no, well… this is awkward…” he says finally on his feet.
“Damn right it is! Your manners are terrible! You should–“
“Not that!”, he exclaims,”Although that IS all correct…”
“Then what?”
“Well, to put it this way, this is not a good way to start a getting-to-know-each-other-again party.”, he says stepping aside and giving me a look at the TV.
On the TV, a recorded 2 second loop is playing and on it is a woman in a tight blue dress, its low end barely covering her thighs. She turns a bit to a screen and gives a good side view of her body. Then it hits me. It’s me.
“What are the odds, huh?”, Mark says trying to make up for his mistake, but I just give him a harsh look.
“How could you do this? I mean, I know how, but why now? Why on the very first day of your visit?” I ask waiting for an honest answer.
“In my defense, your ass is irresistable in that outfit…”
What? What does he mean by that? Well, I know what he means, but I was a guy before. I think I’d know if I put on a revealing outfit.
“Oh come on, haven’t you seen yourself in the mirror?”, he says taking off my jacket and revealing the same person in the same outfit like on the TV.
I have, actually, seen myself as I do every morning, but I never thought about how I looked to men.
“Well, my ass does stick out a lot, but other women’s asses can’t be much different, can they?” I say groping my own ass in front of the mirror.
So far I haven’t noticed it, but I tend to have an unusual pose where my ass literally leans back together with my legs, while my tits lean forward, as if balancing my body weight.
“Believe me, if I were to choose between fucking your ass and some other girl’s ass, I’d choose you over and over again.”, he says putting his palms beside mine, giving my ass a tight squeeze.
I don’t know why, but I feel like that’s a very good compliment, although my mind tells me it’s sleezy.
“Awwww, thanks! Do you think other men notice it as much as you do?”
This question is actually an honest on. SOmehow I must know if my body makes someone turned on. That kinda gets me a little… you know.. horny.
“As much? Lemme tell you something about that… Have you glanced behind or at the sides while you were walking somewhere?”
“Yeah, why?”
“Was there at least one man with his eyes fixed on your ass?”
“I don’t know if they were fixed on my ASS, but yeah, there was always a man behind. Why do you ask?”
“Because they eyefuck you into oblivion every time they see you, but they want something more and that’s where you come in.”
I don’t like how he accused all the men just like that, but I fear that’s the ugly truth, some of which I remember from being a guy.
“If you give them a little something-something, you could gain influence and power. For example, if you want a higher pay, blow your boss!”
“What?! Blow my boss? That’s just wrong, using my body to get what I want.”
“Why? You think he would mind? You see, both sides win here. You’ve got nothing to lose.”
Somehow I believe him, but there’s now way I’m sucking off some guy just for money. Maybe if he were cute. Wait, what am I saying?! Not even then!
“And why do you keep pushing me to do this, exactly? What’s your profit here?”
“Well, you know what’s the worst thing that can happen to you, or any woman for that matter?”
“Sexual inexperience.”
What does he mean by that? I know I’ve never used this body for sexual purposes, but I bet any woman can give a good blowjob without even trying.
“That’s where I come in.”, he says,”I could show you some things. Secrets to men’s hearts. But if you say yes, you have to agree to every tip and term I tell you, okay?”
I think he’s a little dramatic, but I still agree wanting to see what “golden advice” he’ll give me.”
“Take off your clothes.”, he orders and I do it, but leave my underwear and bra on. That’s as far as I can go.
He doesn’t complain, so I just stand there in front of him.
“Come here and kneel before me.”
I have a slight prediction as to where this is all going, but I know I can always get away from him if something alarming happens. I get on my nees not too close to him while he takes off his shirt.
“When did you get abs?”, I say in shock while touching his chest.
I don’t believe I said something that stupid. I let my amazement of his muscles take over me. Stupid, stupid, stupid! They were hard, though.
He just smiles strangely and then he says:
“Unzip my pants.”
Okay, this is starting to get a little weird. I don’t want to do this, but it’s so tempting so I give in. I slowly grab the zipper and pull it down, then take his trousers down to his knees.
I avoid looking at his underpants, which is the only thing he’s wearing now, but I keep glancing that way against my will. The more I look, the less repuslive it all feels. I think he’s hard. Or is he?
I try not to think about it just when he says:
“Take my underpants off.”
I actually want to get this over with, so I grab his underpands by the sides and quickly pull them down without looking at what’s inside. I find myself hard to resist, as if there was a bug in my brain, so I give it a fair look and face the consequences.
“Oh my God, it’s soooo huuuge!”
That was it. The only thing I could say. It was true, though. I instinctively started stroking his cock with both hands and spitting on it. It was as if this woman had already done such things that her body got used to it.
“That’s right. Good girl.”, he says,”The first step is a good reaction. That gets a man hard. Now suck some more and then I’ll see how your ass can handle this cock.” Read more

A 1000 dollar bet – Part 2

I was getting really curious about how my friend Hector is doing in a woman’s body, so I texted him the day after I Luke, I mean Lisa, sent me a pic of herself naked from the waist up. I kinda already decided the winner of this bet there, but I was surprised when I got the reply from Hector.

Me: How’s it going, man! You wouldn’t believe me if I told you Luke’s got a killer body! Read more

A 1000 dollar bet – Part 1

Okay, so recently my two best friends started arguing about which one of them would make a better woman. Luckily, a new product named “Gene swapper” had just entered the global market and I was eager to try it. We made a deal that I would swap only their male/female chromosomes. That way, they would still be the same person, but a female version of themselves. They decided I would be the ultimate judge of who was the best as a woman, but I was banned from making them do any “sexual” things. To make it even worse, the bet was pretty large: a 1000 dollars. Read more

Being May

I have always known that my sister May is considered a “hot” 18 year old girl. But as we were twins, I never looked at her through the eyes of my classmates and other students. When she finally went on an excursion with her class, I was able to sneak up into her bedroom and look at the numbers, being a maths fan myself, you know bra size etc. Read more