For some reason Brent and Jenna’s cards were both decline at the bar, apparently the victims of fraud, and their cards were blocked accordingly. To their surprise, the bar had a strict, cocktail policy when it came to these matters. Since they didn’t have the money to pay, they would be amusement for the bartenders the rest of their shift.
This business trip sucked. I had to fly cross country to give a huge presentation to a couple of potential clients and I blew it. Then of course afterwards I had to have an agonizing conversation with my boss over the phone on why I couldn’t sell our product to them. And it isn’t like I had anything to look forward to when I got home, just an empty apartment and a little goldfish.
Welcome to the TG bar. What can I get for you this evening?
A boobs beer
Ass Alcohol
Womanly Wine
Mature Martini
A light-headed beer
A Non-Alcoholic Drink for those a bit younger (Teen)
The choice is yours. However, I must let you know that the drinks can cause certain transformations. But don’t worry. I had a boobs beer and look at me now. I’m beautiful and they even gave me a job. Believe me this is the best bar in town.
Jeff couldn’t get a date at the bar, and was just stuck with his two buddies, Paul and Marlon. He remembered seeing a commercial about his favorite beer, and some guy making the girl with him dressed sexy by opening his beer, then she opened that same type of beer and made his buddies into hot chicks who pretended to like him.
As I entered the bar I noticed it was almost empty. Just a guy doodling on his notebook, and the bartender preparing a simple drink. I just wanted some alone time and get completely wasted, since I had broken with my girlfriend a few minutes before. If you ask me, I don’t even know why I broke with her, we were pretty much in love, but today I felt like it wasn’t going to work out, so I just broke up with her.