This wasn’t the plan.
Well I did it, I went all the way this time. Total womanhood…. no male part of me currently exists. This wasn’t what I planned. This wasn’t how I ever thought this would go.
Unexpected Consequences
Todd’s parents had always warned him to be careful who he fucked. Well, not exactly in those terms, but that’s how he interpreted them. However, he hadn’t paid enough attention, much to his misfortune. He’d been dating his newest girlfriend, Bridget, for four months when it happened. They’d had sex, and then later on after some “irregularities” it turned out that she was pregnant. And her parents went ballistic.
Lack of Morals
Jason had always had a lack of morals. Pete had known that. But trying to blackmail him? Something which could get him kicked out of school? Over something as stupid as having a bag of weed in his car? Pete thought that was kinda excessive.
A 1000 dollar bet – Part 1
Okay, so recently my two best friends started arguing about which one of them would make a better woman. Luckily, a new product named “Gene swapper” had just entered the global market and I was eager to try it. We made a deal that I would swap only their male/female chromosomes. That way, they would still be the same person, but a female version of themselves. They decided I would be the ultimate judge of who was the best as a woman, but I was banned from making them do any “sexual” things. To make it even worse, the bet was pretty large: a 1000 dollars.
I’ll never live it down
When my sister asked me to be one of her “bridesmaids,” I was honored, but assumed I’d be wearing a suit and simply standing on her side during the ceremony. I was wrong.
Cuidado con lo que deseas
Victor, se desperto, sintiendose completamente extraño, cuantot omo en su fiesta de cumpleaños? penso mientras dificultosamentee se levantaba, lo que el no sabia que su deso se habia cumplido solo de una manera distinta de la que el jamas habria pensado
Potion
“Oh-my-god-, what have you done to me?!’
‘Come on Ben, or should I say Brittany, I turned you into a horny girl. You shouldn’t even care right now’
‘Wait, what the fuck are you–ah!- get that out of there! What are you…oh, don’t stop, fuck me harder!’
‘I’m ghlad to see the bimbno portion of the potion kicked in, and not a moment too soon!’
The medallion
I found a medallion on a bench in the park. It had a green stone in the middle and a golden outer rim. I waited for a while to return it to the owner. But no one showed up. I took it home, “maybe I can give it as a gift later on” I thought.
Glitch in Your System
“Hey? Yes, this is Sean Grant…..Sean. Yes, I know that’s a guy’s name. Sean. Not Shawna, not Serena, not Staci, Sean……Yes, I know, I don’t sound like it. That’s your fault! Your stupid machine malfunctioned, and now my girlfriend and I are stuck in each other’s bodies! Send a repair–Ah! Omigawd Michelle! What are you— Hold on, ma’am…..”
You Told Me
“You….uh….told me they’d neever know. You told me they’d like it. You….t-OH! me that they wouldn’t be able to break the spell…..or that they’d not know about a counter spell. Or that….oh please fuck me harder baby……that they couldn’t screw with our heads. Or that we’d like it so much. Aw head screw me baby!”