“You said what?! The machine cannot be broken! It just can´t! I just used it for goodness sake!”
*A technician holding up several fried circuit boards*
“You see these? Kaputt! That machine over there won´t be up and running until we can get spares delivered to us. And that will take months!”
“So it´s not completely broken? I can turn back to my male self?”
“In a couple of months, as I just said. But until then: Get dressed in some damned clothes, will ya? My wife would kill me if she saw a naked woman in the same room as me”.
“There´s a labcoat in that corner over there. Go get it and afterwards you will go to the dean and explain yourself. You better have better story than saying “I was just curious”.